[UPDATE]The cpanel stuff and statrat are back.[/UPDATE] There used to be a bunch of crappy php scripts on this site. I took them down. Here’s why… 1. They were crappy. 2. They were time-consuming to support. 3. They were crappy. 4. They were time-consuming to support. First, the crappiness. I learned PHP in 2001 in […]
As I mentioned previously, I raced in the Congress Avenue Mile last Saturday. As the name suggests, it’s a one-mile race down …. Congress Avenue. I say “down” and I literally mean “down”, as the course is nearly all downhill, which makes for some really fast times. I can’t believe I’m about to type this, […]
I ran in the Congress Avenue Mile on Saturday. Secretly hoping to run a sub 5:00 minute mile, I came in at 5:11. Well, the official posted results say 5:19, but Jessica and I both clearly saw the clock read 5:11 when I crossed, so that’s what I’m going with. Sure, the race is almost […]
If a 4-year old calls a dryer a dryer, what does he call a washing machine? A “Wetter” of course.
[UPDATE 8/22/06:Â I saw the lady again a few weeks later, and nothing has aired on Fox or YouTube yet, so I assume I was just paranoid.] So yesterday I was standing outside of my church after services when this old woman walks up to me and asks, “Can you tell me again what the […]